I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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