Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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