Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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