I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
that is very illegal...i love you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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