i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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