tell your sister to shave her snatch
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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