His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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