Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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