i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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