So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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