Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My dick has a subreddit
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Randomize
