if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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