My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sorry about my life...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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