glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
