I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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