i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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