did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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