One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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