Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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