This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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