Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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