Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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