My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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