She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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