im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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