Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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