I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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