So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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