ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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