Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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