Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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