I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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