Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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