it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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