I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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