babies were throwing up all over the place
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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