It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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