Duck Duck Cougar?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you never un-have a 4some
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