i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I supernannyed him into submission
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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