I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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