Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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