We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
