operation have a gay friend backfired
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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