Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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