After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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