there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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