Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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