dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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