This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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