At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i dont even know how to be here
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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