ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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