Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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