Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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