Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
then he tried to convert me to islam
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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