Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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